My esteemed colleague Milly is doing a January detox, as a result of what she claims is “200+ fish and chip suppers last year”. The detox she’s chosen is this revolting looking mixture – lemon water. Or as she overly-glamorously describes it, “detox lemonade”. It smells just as revolting as it looks, and there’s been much discussion around the office as to why Milly has what looks like a urine sample on her desk. She’s been doing it for 2 days so far, but I’ve told her that if it starts affecting her work (it’s literally all she’s eating) I’m going to force-feed her a McDonalds..